No Gene for Human Creativity

In this greatest congregation of the football religion, the vuvuzela has arrived as no less than the Holy Grail! While the whole world is busy tweeting about the sounds of madness, and the consequences this instrument has led to, the author of FarrukhUNPLUGGED.com decided to pick out the best 20 tweets he could think of.

Here you go then:

superdadATL tweeted:

Just downloaded the #vuvuzela iPhone app for no reason other than to annoy my wife. Turn on the app then hide your phone – guaranteed fun!

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Jessie_Redd tweeted:

Wearing my bafana shirt, blowing my vuvuzela and eating pizza! G0 BAFANA!

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fariZafar tweeted:

Watch this! Uber hilarious! :D Robert Pattinson is Bothered! #Vuvezela http://bit.ly/a4sQLp ROFL! :D

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dulwichmum tweeted:

@froginthefield He is lucky that is all I did with the damn vuvuzela (stomps foot). He went to South Africa and brought me back an instrument

The same twitter user later tweeted:

dulwichmum

@froginthefield I am exhausted but smiling.I woke 3 times during the night to play the vuvuzela! Ilike to show my man I appreciate his gift

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KingBrick tweeted:

“I hate it when I’m at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football”

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Vuvuzelaa tweeted:

=======<() ~ ♪ ~♫ ~ PÓÒÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÒON ~#vuvuzela

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ThaCandyQueen tweeted:

blew for the first time in a Vuvuzela yesterday.there is nothing positive to say about this instrument. it`s something i didn’t like to blow

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veenaunni tweeted:

the mighty vuvuzela creates musical waves that rings in your ears much after the match is over

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oliverbudworth tweeted:

They should hand Vuvuzela‘s to the people in the iPhone queues so they can be even more annoying.

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DixB2 tweeted:

Lord of the Rings — Fellowship of the Vuvuzelahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwRX7DTFrbU

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TechNewsTweeter tweeted:

Android got world cup fever: Vuvuzela App for Android: Vuvuzela is the musical instrument from South Africa t… http://bit.ly/aiUovC #tech

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God_Damn_Batman tweeted:

You know what gives crime a concussion at 127 decibels? A Vuvuzela batarang. Sometimes bat-gadgets just invent themselves.

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ced8thman tweeted:

How come whenever i tweet with the word Vuvuzela i get a new follower funny huh?!

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kristalalexis tweeted:

Every time I read Venezuela, I think it says “vuvuzela”. #worldcup #brainbroken

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MrsStephenFry tweeted:

LATEST: Capello reveals secret World Cup weapon – the English vuvuzela. http://twitpic.com/1yzqv3

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rob_sheridan tweeted:

I love @YouTube‘s sense of humor. Every video now has a highly-annoying Vuvuzela button: http://is.gd/d1n51 – via @blindoldfreak

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Sweety4G tweeted:

Can someone please gimme a vuvuzela for a gift??

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top40gordy tweeted:

Soooooooooo annoying! RT @dcagle: HA! Funny cartoon: What’s the first sound you hear in hell? The Vuvuzela?http://bit.ly/bcoY0Y #worldcup

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Lordheadcheez tweeted:

If I hear ONE MORE VUVUZELA someone is going to end up dead! #vuvuzela

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I hope this sums up the story! :D